A nickname given to a wealthy & disengaged co-worker, who generally does not need the income from his job, but rather remains employed to meet a stipulation in his Trust-fund.
In most cases the J-Dix does not engage with coworkers, has quirks about him, and spends as little time doing work as possible.
Worker 1: J-dix rolled in at 10:30 today..
Worker 2: He told me his house was robbed at lunch and left to sort things out.
Worker 1: I just checked snapchat he is jet skiing at his beach house.
Worker 2: How does he not get fired?
by Dubs Dix July 19, 2018
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A cool way to say "Eat dicks".
Can be used in any kind of sentence.
When somebody makes you mad:

Guy #1: Hey Sharon! How are you today?
Guy #2: Go eet dix you moron! nobody cares about your shit!

When you're sad:

Guy #1: I'm sad now.
Guy #2: Eet dix then. They tasty and healthy.

Just use it anyhow you want!
by ThatChase August 30, 2018
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