DIW

US Navy term for Dead In (the) Water, denoting another vessel that is not underway. Spoken as initials (Dee-eye-dubwa). Adopted elsewhere to refer to something that's going nowhere, and possibly unable to ever do so again.

This party is so DIW. I'm outta here!
His life is DIW. He couldn't even keep that job at Wal-mart.

by Sailor Moon January 15, 2006

DIW

Doing It Wrong. When someone is doing something so wrong that they need to re-evaluate their entire context.

You're using Windows Vista? Dude, you're DIW.

by James Smith Jackson February 24, 2009

DIWS

Dick I wouldn't suck

Ew looks at him that's a diws

by Aye DIWS;) March 1, 2017

Diwe

A name given to a mighty warrior. Diwe is a loving father by day, and a sexual deviant by night. Diwe loves taking it up the ass, especially when it's from boys named Toilet.

Example 1: Diwe! What are you doing with that industrial sized lube?!

Example 2: You should find a better internet provider, Diwe.

by JesseMcDaddy July 15, 2017

HEHEHD DIE X OENI SEE XBSJ XJS CUWHIAKERNF HEN DCHE DIW E XUD DXUEND DUJWE D

Means to be happy

i’m so HEHEHD DIE X OENI SEE XBSJ XJS CUWHIAKERNF HEN DCHE DIW E XUD DXUEND DUJWE D

by ur gay man. May 12, 2022