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1.
Branch of government in charge of administering anal probing of certain marked individuals. Hide their identies wearing alien suits.
"I was abducted by some aliens and anal probed last night, but my friend told me it was really Division 78."
by big pimpin\' September 19, 2003
 
2.
a gay bar.
Chuck Norris "god damn i feel like some meat between my cheeks, i think ill head to Division 78 downtown."
by Colon Power May 22, 2004
 
3.
C-L-A-S-S-I-F-I-E-D
there's no Divion 78
by Mutley the dog December 19, 1999