Dividender 

An Alaskan who has just gotten their Permanent Fund Dividend and is on a mission to spend as much and as fast as they can on his hobbies or interests also generally on items usually out of ones price range.

Oh joy here come the dividenders.

Dividender by Sorrior October 27, 2008

Paying dividends 

A previous endeavor starting to bring good results.

I wonder if installing new coaches on our football team last season will start paying dividends this season?

Paying dividends by Nick Shade July 4, 2012

Liar’s Dividend 

The Liar’s Dividend is a phenomenon where someone can get away with lying by saying that something is “fake news” and if the media attempts to expose the lie it can backfire and only make the lie sound / seem even more credible.

They believed his lies because of a phenomenon called the Liar’s Dividend.

Liar’s Dividend by Micstusmi September 8, 2020

Brexit Dividend 

An entirely imaginary future cash windfall, known by all parties not to exist, used as a face-saving alternative for admitting one has no bloody clue how one will pay for something.

Upon being presented with the bill, the customer looked the waitress square in the eye and replied, “no cash on me right now, but the Brexit Dividend will cover it”.

Brexit Dividend by Simenski June 18, 2018

Reinvesting The Dividends 

When you feel compelled to take a second shit for the day only to not take one because it may comprimise the quality of tomorrow's shit.

After I took a shit this morning, I had to take another one at like 2. But I didnt cause I was reinvesting the dividends for tomorrow.

Reinvesting The Dividends by Effmanny June 5, 2010

Digigender

A Human who identifies as an application or electronic entity as their gender. A digital gender.

Joey Bubby is a digigender, he is a PDF File looking for an HTML who completes him.

Digigender by DigiGenderJoey September 21, 2017

Digital dividend 

Male ejaculate that lands on a computer screen and/or keyboard when the male climaxes while consuming pornography from the internet.

Dave trolled red tube until he found something that tickled his fancy before he jacked off and spread his digital dividend all over his laptop.

Digital dividend by Pseudoephedrineonym June 16, 2011