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To have a lifetime supply of blonde moments. Extremely beautiful, but amused with anything glittery. Laughs at anything even if it doesn't make sense...which it probally doesn't to her.
"Dude! She was so ditztastic at the party last night, trying to talk to the house-plant...She's mad pretty tho bro!"
by glitterandthingsofthatnature December 21, 2011