ditton park academy 

the shittiest school in england

'i go ditton park academy'

'i am so sorry.'

ditton park academy by spearmintgum223 May 6, 2024

ben ditto 

HUNAN MEME FOR YOUR ACID EYES. loves to do the Matty Healy

Who in the fuck is Ben ditto

ben ditto by xandorb September 14, 2020

ditto monkey

A person who vapidly, unthinkingly yet wholeheartedly repeats, shares and takes to heart phrases and ideas he/she hears from his perceived leader. Most often (OK, damned near exclusively) applied to followers of right-wing media magnates like Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage Weiner, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, et al. A ditto monkey is often a raging dullard who can't normally put two syllables together without a paper clip, yet when the topic of their idol's specialty comes up (usually politics), his eyes glaze over and he eloquently spews words you know he couldn't otherwise possibly understand.

"Oh great... E-mail from Patrick. Hideous spelling, every fourth word in ALL CAPS, punctuation looks like a typewriter threw up, and he's blaming the weather on the Clintons. What a flippin' ditto monkey!"

ditto monkey by The Evil Steve August 24, 2005

Dirtona 

Nickname given to Daytona Beach, FL by many residents of Daytona Beach. Refers to the blue collar/white trash/ghetto domninated areas of the "city".

Billy Bob-"What should we do tonight?"
Travis-"Let's hit up 'Pops, what else is there to do here in Dirtona?"
Billy Bob-"Yeeeee-haaaawwww!!!!"

Dirtona by Dribbleton May 16, 2009

urban ditionary 

When you can't spell a word correctly while texting

Jon: I love urban ditionary
Jill: What?!

urban ditionary by applesandgrapes December 18, 2017

Urban Dictonary

The best website ever but is blocked on school computers.

Teacher: "Ok children today your writing a paragraph on sexual intercourse."

Kid 1: "hmm where can I get a good definition for penis?"

Kid 2: "Go to Urban Dictonary!"

Kid 1: "Good idea!"

*Kid 1 goes to Urban Dictonary to look up penis*

10 year old school computer: Sorry, this website has been blocked.

Kid 1: "Im dropping out."

Urban Dictonary by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019

dittomonkey

A ultra-wordneoconservative/word activist whose communication with the outside world is limited to repeating party slogans.

Dittomonkey: "WMD have been found. Bush had a RIGHT to write on the American flag with a Sharpie! The economy will get better after 'trickle-down economics' work their wonders! Bush isn't dumb, otherwise why did he go to war with Iraq? O'Reilly was acting PATRIOTIC when he shouted down the son of a 9/11 victim!"

dittomonkey by Blah August 8, 2003