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5.
When you remember but it's a really painful memory so you want to distract your discomfort with some ugly transfiguration of a word that just happens to be "I remember". A contraction of I dis-remember.
Oh yeah, those women who are 26 but look like 45 because of extreme crack abuse. Now I dismember.
by i1abnrk February 10, 2011
 
1.
One of the best Death Metal bands due to the garage-like sound of their guitars.
Let the Nepalm Rain
by Gunboy March 20, 2004
 
2.
After having sex missionary style, ask your girlfriend to turn over so that you can begin doggy style. While she's turning over, secretly replace your piece with a dildo of the same size and stature (make sure she can't tell the difference.) Once you start doing it with the dildo, after a while, fall off the bed leaving the dildo inside of her making her think that your junk fell off.
"I was hittin' my girl from behind when I decided to pull a dis-member on her... She almost had a heart attack when she thought my shit fell off."
by Pizzy-to-tha June 21, 2005
 
3.
to cut off a guy's member.
Poor Mason... he was dismembered and now he can't ever have sex again!!!
by danbrown4life February 23, 2008
 
4.
To but the limbs off of or vivisect a person.
He lunged forward with his sword, dismembering the other warrior.
by Lichdom January 01, 2012
 
6.
Verb
To fail to remember.
I remember using my keys to get in the house, but I dismember where I left them.
by austin_hawaii August 12, 2009
 
7.
The opposite of remember. To forget intentionally or unintentionally what was once known.
I dismember what it was like to have sex with her. I just may have to do it again.
by defitment September 01, 2007