While performing anal sex with a partner doggy style, the pitcher periodically wipes his shaft free of shit and pre-cum with the palm of one hand, and grabs ahold of a handful of his partner's hair. He holds each shaft of hair until the shit dries it into a rigid ponytail. He then continues wiping and switching hands, creating a row of shit-stiff ponytails down the center of his partner's head, until she is left with a ponyhawk in the style of American Idol's Sanjaya.
by PantsBulge June 30, 2009