When you strain too hard holding a really difficult yoga pose and you shit your pants but don't realize it because your buttcrack was already saturated with sweat.
Thank the lord I was wearing brown tights yesterday, because while I was holding the most intense "inverted venus flytrap" in yoga class, i pulled a Dirty Priv.
by FizzEd June 5, 2020
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