Dirty Jared 

When the male partner dips his nose into a tub of guacamole and then proceeds to rub and poke his nose into the female's rim. The action of rubbing and poking is akin to that of anal fisting-albeit with a nose.

Boy 1: Hey you gut any guacamole?

Boy 2: Huh? Eating some salsa?

Boy 1: Nah man, going to Dirty Jared my girl.

Dirty Jared by SLAPPY BAG April 1, 2012

Dirty jaedon 

When you get your rectum destroyed while operating a long liner saying "Holy fuck Big B I need more".

Jaedon: "Damn Big B you're looking fine in your rubber gear"
Big B: "You're fucking right bud, bend that ass over I'll get the squid jigger"
Jaedon: "Let's get this going, start jigging Big B"
Big B: "I'm bout to give you a dirty Jaedon bitch!"

Dirty jaedon by Dirty McLovin June 24, 2021

Dirty Jaedi 

The action of giving back shots with a micro-penis, until they get extreme friction burn, then continue to fuck them until there uterus tears and bleeds all over your dick and then you grab their dead body and shove your dick into their mouth.

"Hey Noah guess what I did with my ex, I gave her the Dirty Jaedi".

Dirty Jaedi by Jaedi Hilton November 24, 2024