Dirty Francisco

The act of receiving a drunken perverted text message from your brother-in-law.

Dad... Jarreth just told me I have a nice ass.
Dont worry sweetie, that was a Dirty Francisco!

by Evil Step Dad September 30, 2015

Dirty Francisco

The act of shaving oneself's eyebrows and replacing the eyebrows with streaks of their own fecal matter (or that of a sex partner).

Variations may include The Angry francis, The Shocked Francis, The Curious Francis (one eyebrow raised) or The Francis Jeter (fecal matter is rubbed below the eye to deflect glare).

Gerardo gave himself a shave and a Dirty Francisco before his blind date with Ramona.

by Bobbygee January 11, 2010