Intercourse where spam is applied as lube. As the woman is lubing the man with mushed up spam, the man blindfolds himself. He then blindly thrusts, hopping to hit the vagina, but often entering the anus.
Guy 1: Dirty Spam Sand-which golf? whoever gets the most in out of ten wins.
Guy 2: Okay, Loser pays 10 bucks.
Guy 1: Now we need a hoe