While engaging in sexual intercourse during the missionary position, one pulls his mushroom tip from the vaginal cavity and sprays his partner with ejaculate somewhere between the top of the snatch to the belly button. He then carfully drops his nut bag on top of above mentioned jit and slowly drags it up to the above mentioned partners chin.
Yo, I was humpin this skank skeezer out the other night and I set this bitch off with the nastiest dirty snail.
by Zeno Rock May 27, 2008
When you let a girl shit in your mouth and then you proceed to let her face ride you. After a couple of minutes of intermixing fluids, she rides down your body. The male then proceeds to crawl over the ground smothered in bodily fluids, while leaving a snail trail behind while making noises like Gary. The girl will then take upon the task to become the snail catcher, using her tongue to track the bodily fluids on the ground. When she finally catches the snail, she ends up jerking the snail off, catching the cum with titties. To defeat the snail, she pressures her boobies in the shit-covered face of the man to use the salty substance called sperm to destroy the target. After the snail loses consciousness the mating ritual ends.
by TheAssSnatcher January 15, 2022
The name for a child/teenager that leaves a trail crap from tissues to dirty clothes, if its dirty and its constant you got a dirty snail on your hands
If it its dirty than you just got a regular snail.
If it its dirty than you just got a regular snail.
Annie's such a dirty snail!
Mum:You're always leaving crap around you snail
Kid: But at least I'm not a DIRTY snail.
Mum:You're always leaving crap around you snail
Kid: But at least I'm not a DIRTY snail.
by StinkStalker October 4, 2014
When a male ejaculates into a female/male's ass, then they proceed to drag their sphincter across the ground (like a dog with ass worms) leaving behind a trail of shit and cum.
by Tow Truck Bobby July 3, 2017