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When a random fucker from kazakhstan walks up to a smelly nigger and then takes out his dick and cock slaps the smelly nigger knocking him out, then you go find the niggers horse and you fuck his horse spastically until the horse dies and you tea-bag the dead horse and the knocked out nigger and then to say sorry to the black guys you give him a truckload of watermelons, a bucket of kfc, and a carton of Newport's.
"Look at that fat fuck pull a dirty philip"
"Isn't that fucking douche named Alex Kolodziej?"
"Yeah, I think so!"
"Ewwwwww, why would he want to pull a dirty philip especially on that fat fuck smelly nigger, that ain't no true nigga he's not smokin' Newport's, he smokin' Marlboro"
by YEE Middaugh March 08, 2010

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