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When a woman grabs the penis of a man to help guide him in for insertion and he prematurely splooges in her hand. The woman being disappointed, then takes the newly glazed hand and slaps the man across the face.
The guy I went out with the other night splooged before we even had sex so I gave him a Dirty Gentes!
by lil' nik nak February 24, 2011

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