Someone who hits the ground at a high velocity.
"John's parachute didn't open, and he became a Dirt Torpedo
by Irish Ernest Hemingway April 2, 2020
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an act of defecation, to drop a duece, make a poop, take a dump, shit.
Every time I eat KFC, I have to fire off a dirt torpedo.
by Bob A Billion September 20, 2008
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