lipstick dipstick

A term for a male canine erection, as it can often resemble lipstick when it is ready to be applied.

Dude, your dog had a full on lipstick dipstick for my leg.

by Bourbon and Galushtas April 8, 2023

Salty Dipstick

The Act of sucking Semen off a Penis After the Performance Of Docking , Spitting the Semen into the Anal Cavity, Insert Penis Into cavity to measure the amount of Semen deposited.

Featuring a translucent outer shell with a solid inner core, Salty Dipstick series is more like a work of art.

by Suron Thamos February 20, 2023

Check your dipstick

When one either passes gas and is not sure if it was a shart, or they might not have wiped good enough earlier after pooping, takes toilet paper and dry wipes their butt.

Phil was so sweaty and didn’t know if he wiped good enough earlier, so I told him to check your dipstick.

by Sea_Waffle_69 June 16, 2018

Alien dipstick

This is a large human like animal who speaks french

Omg i think theres an alien dipstick in that UFO he must be raping children

by Fucking cock sucker February 10, 2018

Dipstick method

V) when you think you slept with a girl bnb who has and std but you dont want to go to a doctor to check so you sleep with someone else to see if they get it.

Hey man I heard you slept with heather, I just heard she has herpes.

Nah man I slept with amanda already I'm goood.

Dude go get tested the Dipstick Method is not advised.

by daxxtherealkira May 14, 2020

nah dipsticks

its a phrase you use when you cant say no shit Sherlock in elementary school. the shortened version is nah dip,but dont be a pussy say no shit Sherlock

Tyrone: your a human

you: nah dipsticks

by lil bitch fuckr August 22, 2018

Dipsticker

Australian slang for small tight male swimwear. Also see: Speedo, Budgie Smugglers

Hes wearing Dipstickers on the beach.

by drunkasanewt December 5, 2018