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The act of getting very very VERY drunk. Can be used in past and future only, because if you are truly dining in hell, you won't be coherent enough to tell others that you are at that very moment.
Mikayla: Yo! What happened to you?
Luis: I dined in hell last night.
Mikayla: What are your plans for tomorrow?
Luis: Probably dining in hell again.
by Mr. Ballon Hands September 05, 2011