3. When your butt hairs gets stuck together with dried shit and you have to cut it out
4. When an Asian man kills a black guy and has a surgeon remove the black man's penis and balls and surgically puts them on the Asian man (removing his penis and balls first)
2. "Look that man's dingly berries are out!"
3. "Andrew had a dingly berries incident."
4. "That Asian is hung! He must have dingly berries!"