1. A man or woman who violently beats their spouse/partner with a dildo.
2. A person who knocks on doors with a dildo and runs before you can answer.
2. A person who knocks on doors with a dildo and runs before you can answer.
"Hey did you hear about Larry going to jail?" "Yeah, they finally got enough evidence to get him for abusing his wife. He was on of them dildo knockers."
"I'm getting tired of all them damn dildo knockers coming to my door all the time."
"I'm getting tired of all them damn dildo knockers coming to my door all the time."
by OffensiveJohnson October 28, 2009