1. The choice and use of words and phrases in speech or writing by people who are mindless fad-following sheep, cast members of Reality TV shows (esp. Jersey Shore), or general assholes.
2. Pronouncing words and using phrases that are a mismatch with one's cultural background.
Alternate spelling: dickshun (often the result of dicktion is to be ostracized and shunned by co-workers, friends, and family members, which likely gave rise to this alternate spelling).
2. Pronouncing words and using phrases that are a mismatch with one's cultural background.
Alternate spelling: dickshun (often the result of dicktion is to be ostracized and shunned by co-workers, friends, and family members, which likely gave rise to this alternate spelling).
After Sam began imitating "the Situation's" dicktion, he lost all of his friends.
Tom, the whitest whitey there is, had embarrassing dicktion using phrases such as "wazzup in the hizzy my brizzies?" and pronouncing "didn't" as "di'in't"
Any time a white person says "for real"
Tom, the whitest whitey there is, had embarrassing dicktion using phrases such as "wazzup in the hizzy my brizzies?" and pronouncing "didn't" as "di'in't"
Any time a white person says "for real"
by Rico2112 December 6, 2010
The friction generated between a hand and a dick while wanking. Sucktion and fucktion are related terms.
by richnfamous February 17, 2009
Friction between your dick and clothing, usually boxers or your pants. Caused when clothing rubs against the penis and causes chaffing and discomfort. Can usually lead to rashes, tenderness, and the inability to use it.
*Guy readjusts his privates*
Eric- Hey man, you got crabs or something?
Jay- Nah these boxers are a little tight and there is some dicktion.
Eric- Painful and embarrassing, but the most attention its' gotten from something other than your hand in a while
Jay- True dat
Eric- Hey man, you got crabs or something?
Jay- Nah these boxers are a little tight and there is some dicktion.
Eric- Painful and embarrassing, but the most attention its' gotten from something other than your hand in a while
Jay- True dat
by Dareallyrealboss July 25, 2011
by SovietRyan November 17, 2014
A person who creates words and adds them to the Urban Dictionary for the sole purpose of insulting people they know.
by An immature, greatly vain, arrogant sarcastic monkey resembling twat bag September 20, 2004
The diction that only dumbass urban dictionary editors allow because they are far too unintelligent to support a valid attempt at sprucing up the English Language.
"Slep" Master B tried to put the ingenius word "sleping" onto urban dictionary but apparently the editors were too ignorant to publish this gem of vernacular. All they support is "Urbitch Dicktion"
by "Slep" Master B July 1, 2009
by JulesVincentWolfButch November 20, 2013