Dicks on toast Share definition Flag Dicks on toast refers to the practice of placing your penis in a friend or family members meal before giving it to them. Dad: Whats for Dinner tonight?Mum: Dicks on toast. Dicks on toast by Chumplett May 26, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Dicks on toast mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch