The act of messing around with a friend or room mate, causing trouble for them in usually unnecessary ways for your own personal enjoyment and their personal torment.
Girl: There's no reason to get too jealous...I'm pretty sure you know him, anyway...Jewish, smart, funny, eyes that vary color from sea green to hazel...sound familiar? ;-)
Girl's male room mate: Woody Allen? Sorry, I need to get in on the room mate dickeries, I never had a chance with any of my past room mates :P
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'