Dick Smear

When a friend rubs his penis on another friends leg during an intense game of Rock Band.

Ant dick smeared Peter when he was playing Enter Sandman.

Dick Smear by SgtDucky13 October 12, 2008

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Dicksmear

An adjective used to describe a person whom acts like a dingus.

Ari acted like a dicksmear during high tea.

Dicksmear by Lrweiss98 July 29, 2014

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Dicksmart

Doing what's best for your dick.

A fat bitch grabbed my dick so I took her hand off because Im dicksmart.

Dicksmart by Bigpimpin530 January 6, 2010

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dicksmear

an insult! refers to spoogey wetness on the end of a penis, that is likely to get smeared on sheets or underwear. sort of like skidmarks. but not quite =)

I hate that teacher, he is such a dicksmear!

You are lower that a bum's dicksmear.

dicksmear by Jhazmin April 15, 2005

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dicksmart

to be smart like a dick, or to have dick-like instincts

COOl KID: dude i just flipped that dock

SOME FAGGOT: well, that's dicksmart

dicksmart by monster88kawi5 June 15, 2008

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