The noise that is created when a dick is slapped against the lower belly. Often done in the presence of other males as a sign of dominance. Louder noises are made by thicker dicks. Females recognize a loud dick noise as a sign the male is an acceptable partner to breed with.
"Damn boy, that's some loud-ass dick noise... you win, you can have her."
by 25Louis25 August 23, 2008
The audible sound made by a phallus during the act of fellatio
Sorry bout waking you up last night, your mom can't control my dicknoise very well.
by aabke August 11, 2009