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When one is cursed with features that resemble those of the penis.
"Hey 'Dick Features', go get me a cup of cocoa will ya."

"Urgh dude. She's got 'Dick Features' man.
by 5*Star January 20, 2006
the kind of person you would like to refer to as a Bellend or a ball bag, basically a feature of a dick
you're such a dick feature
by David Bowman the 152464th December 12, 2012
New Zealand: Common insult. Fairly self-explanatory
Look at dickfeatures over there. He thinks he's cool.
by william March 24, 2005