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A Dick Downer is the male version of a Debbie Downer. He constantly brings up negative shit, killing the mood and good energy. Also, one might say he is such downer he causes dicks to go soft.
Dude 1: Dude, look at how hot that chick is! I'd like to hit that.
Dude 2; Naw, she's got rampant genital herpes.
Dude 1: Damnit man, stop being a Dick Downer.
by kstein November 06, 2013
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