Dick Doctor

Noun, A Person who likes to touch dicks.

"Man, John is such a dick doctor"

by Jackoff Yo Momma October 16, 2006

Dick Doctor

When you're a religious fireman who wants to have please a woman sexually but, you don't know how and you're conflicted cause you're a good "Christian" boy. Emphasis on boy.

A text from a Dick Doctor are confusing as fuck.

by Capt. Motherfucking Awesome December 3, 2021

Dick Doctor

An immature male who thinks they could please a woman, but has no idea how to give a woman an orgasam. A Dick Doctor is usually morally conflicted over their desire to be a studly dumb fuck, or a Mormon.

This Dick Doctor keeps texting me to fuck me then talks about buying me a house. Fucking idiot.

by Capt. Motherfucking Awesome December 7, 2021

dick doctor

Urologist. A doctor who likes to touch and cure dicks.

I went to the dick doctor who cured my ball cancer by fondling my shlong.

by Punanitang October 20, 2010

big dick doctor

big dick doctor a doctor who is usually male with a big ego and likes to treat patients like they know nothing or is uncaring about their patients concerns

i saw my doctor today he blowed me off as i did not know nothing or could care less about my concerns what flipping big dick doctor

by bluebear May 23, 2020