dick sandwich

The act of two males slapping an individual on either side of his or her face simultaneously with their penis'. The act is performed while the victim is not unexpecting, preferably while sleeping. The individual's face is "sandwiched between the two penis', hence the name "dick sandwich."

Josh: Hey, Mark
Mark: Yea Josh
Josh: Sean passed out... wanna give him a Dick Sandwich?
Mark: Hell Yea!!!
Mark and Josh: DICK SANDWICH!!!! (while performing the act)

by Sterling Forester March 24, 2008

dick sandwich

When ya ol' lady's been bangin' around, and you go down on her. Either side of the vagina represents the bread.

She packed up and left?

Yeah.

Where's she living.

With the new guy.

There's a new guy? She only left you this morning!

I know, I'd been eating the dick sandwich for the past year without realising.

With extra mayo.

Thanks.

by dicksandwichentryguy November 20, 2009

dick sandwich

When one take his dick and places it between 2 slices of bread.

Hey bitch, you hungry?....how bout' a dick sandwich?

by lil' puppet May 20, 2007

dick sandwich

Dick eaten as if it were a meal.

Gomer Pyle eats a dick sandwich every night for dinner.

by meatpop2214 February 1, 2008

dick sandwich

An insult. To suggest someone is acting like a "dick," but, you know, worse.

Dude, stop being such a dick sandwich.

by Bonehead XL February 10, 2008

Dick sandwich

Where u put ur dick in between a sandwich and the girl eats around the dick

Gay boy 1: Man I rlly want that dick sandwich

Ian: Here u go, u want extra mayonnaise???
Gay boy 1: yesssss🤤🤤🤤

by Joe Is The Name December 16, 2019

Dick-sandwich

a state of being; when you feel like the grungiest piece of shit in the world.

We hide in the wheat field for hours afterwards I felt like such a Dick-Sandwich

by Salty Noodles March 25, 2009