"Tim Smith your dick is so small, worthless and inadequate it just lays around on its dick couch all day watching Mauray Povich and collecting welfare checks."
by Fleetsailor May 16, 2013
Some one who uses their body as a couch on which dicks may lay. Usually implying that one is homosexual. Usually used as an insult.
by flagetasshole April 6, 2009