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A style of dynamic typing of object-oriented programming languages, basically structural typing at runtime.
Although it had been suggested by E. Dijkstra in a paper already decades ago, it remained unnoticed for a long time. Only recently it has been rediscovered and hyped to death with programming languages such as Ruby and Python. (Sometimes falsely referred to as 'duck typing'). Definition: "If it smells like a dick and tastes like a dick, it must be a dick". Joe: What's that new hype in object-oriented programming, 'Dick Typing'. Is it worth contemplating?
Bob: Nah, the problem is, if it smells like a dick and tastes like a dick, it could be a dragon doing a dick impersonation. You may not always want to let dragons into your ass, even if they can impersonate a dick. |
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| 2. | dick typing | ||
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When you have a boner (also called boner typing), you type with your dick on the keyboard. IM Buddy with Boner: hrt i, dkc typjng
IM Buddy: WTF??? IM Buddy with Boner (now using hands): I was dick typing. look it up on Urban Dictionary |
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