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A person who compulsively Jerks off with fervor, has white knuckles from inner tension, and tends to be slathered or heavily encrusted in Gobs of Man Milk.

These people resemble the lesser primates, usually with a penis always at hand, And have The propensity to Bogart All the eats.
"Fuck you, Dick Munker!"
by Spotted Sea Cow April 12, 2005

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