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An old man, currently Vice President of the US, who enjoys shooting innocent 78-year-old men in the face with a shotgun.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Dick Cheney?"

Person 2: "Isn't he the guy that shot that old man in the face?"

Person 1: "Yup, and he also just had another heart attack."
by SumGuyInGA September 12, 2006
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a chain that hangs from the male genatalia.
Josh Filer went to the piercing parlor to get a dick cheney.
by Shiny Sam the Magic Man June 08, 2004
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Currently the vice president of the USA.
Hobbies include:
1. Having heart attacks
2. Playing with his puppet "W"
3. Hunting his friends
4. Screwing up the country
Dick Cheney: Sorry a swear you looked like a quail.
by Michael HL October 03, 2006
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When you shoot a wad in a chick's face and you make HER apologize afterwards.
"I made your bitch apologize while she was wiping it outta her eye."

"Oh man, you Dick Cheney'd her!"
by DalenT December 26, 2007
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(Noun) An individual who drinks, plays with guns, and regularly takes women other than his wife to the woods. Frequently gets arrested for DUI and has been known to shoot people. Has had his heart jump-started more times than a defective battery in an old Yugo. An all around American role model for conservative ass-maggots. Rumored to be Rush Limbaugh's secret gay lover. Currently using President George W. Bush as an ass puppet.
Dick Cheney's physical appearence resembles a freshly circumsized penis.
by Blenderhead February 15, 2006
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the evil behind congress and our "president". often suffers from heart attacks.
"hey uncle dick. did you support going to war to make profits from your halliburton stock?"

"of course not!(grabs left arm) help me!"
by clevelandsteamer August 17, 2005
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a fucking puppet for bush's foreign and domestic policies
by Merlyn June 29, 2003
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