When you have diarrhea so bad that you sweat and have goosebumps for hours. Cannot leave home, let alone the toilet.
Julie: Dude, are you coming out tonight or not?

Emily: Na man, I've got the diarrheafit's so bad I can't get off the pot.
by jvongrill August 5, 2008
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