Someone who is real, her words can hurt you but all she doing is saying whats true. Her personality her heart will make u fall in love once you get to her soft side. She is though but kind-hearted. She touches the lives of everyone she knows. She can be a bitch at times but she is an extremely nice girl.
by Complimentgiver November 24, 2021
When your pedo dad smokes a 20 pack of L&B from your clit whilst simultaneously sucking shit from your bumhole.
by Diane Blakey November 28, 2020
When attempting to hook up with a longtime crush, you imbibe some liquid courage... just a little too much. Upon reaching the promised land (her bed), you immediately pass out and urinate all over her sheets while she graciously sleeps next to your pathetic drunken carcass. In the morning, when your crime is discovered you blame her... and have never speak to one another again.
Jesus Christ! That motherfucker Lionel pulled a Moist Diane on me last night after I bought all of his drinks... so I told him to lose my number.
by GrundleStiltskin69 November 24, 2019
Carlos was going for a putaway shot at the net when he stumbled and waved at the ball with his racquet, ending up shanking it out. on the changeover, Carlos turned to his partner Lou and said "jesus fucking christ dude I just hit a frypan diane. WTF is wrong with me?"
by Uncle Joosie October 5, 2023
by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023