Dewcripl (Dew Cripple) 

a person in a wheelchair (cripple) drinking mountain dew.

"dude look at that hot dewcripl (Dew Cripple) over there. She sips mountain dew like an angel taking a bath in cool crystal clear lagoon water"

Dewcripl (Dew Cripple) by Billly bong January 14, 2009