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When one fingers his/her asshole, then runs out without cleaning their hands. Usually occurs during sporting events or when the victim is late for a meeting.
"Hey Bill, Marsha has some deuce digits!" Complained Roy. "Yeah, she likes to finger her asshole when she's stuck in traffic." Replied Bill.
by Big Rex 3000 October 05, 2003