If one says that they want to 'buy you a dessert', they're insinuating sexual (usually female on female) interest.
"Oh Lisa! Won't you buy me a dessert?"
"Of course Sarah!"
by francaiseviolon May 12, 2009
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1. The fourth "meal" of the day following breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

2. The excuse for obese to cram their faces with sweets that will later cause them to look in the mirror and ask themselves, "Why am I so fat?"

3. A catalyst for entropy (Inevitable and steady deterioration of a system or society).

1. That dessert was bomb diggity. Fuck Taco Bell's fourth meal.

2. Damn you chocolately brownie explosion!

3. That McFlurry killed Grandpa!
by Swandizzle March 25, 2008
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An extremly good looking person of the opposite sex. As good as pie.
I gotta have that chick for desert.
by Said February 5, 2003
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1. The fourth "meal" of the day following breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

2. The excuse for obese to cram their faces with sweets that will later cause them to look in the mirror and ask themselves, "Why am I so fat?"

3. A catalyst for entropy (Inevitable and steady deterioration of a system or society).

1. That dessert was bomb diggity. Fuck Taco Bell's fourth meal.

2. Damn you chocolately brownie explosion!

3. That McFlurry killed Grandpa!
by Swandizzle March 25, 2008
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Ordering dessert at a restaurant with a group of friends/co-workers, only to recoil in horror as the others all politely decline. The shame reaches new heights once your order arrives and you have to eat it amongst the hawk-like gaze of everyone else at your table.
The dessert shame really kicked in as the rest of the office sat down to watch my brownie- eating performance.
by Mrmacho June 20, 2015
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To eat something and then immediately feel your guts gurgle and have to go splurt diarrhea.
“Straight after eating dairy I always need to rush off to splurt dessert.”
by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022
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Jealousy for and desire to have another persons dessert afte recieving ones own. It is often brought about by feelings of inadequacy regarding the size, appearance, and taste on ones dessert, especially compared to the desserts of friends and family.
Steve had dessert envy after seeing his popsicle stick next to Tyrone's massive banana split after dinner.
by Egls July 8, 2015
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