Top Definition
Inserting both your balls (coffee) and your cock (dessert) in the act of intercourse.

This includes both vaginal and anal intercourse. If executed with a same sex partner the act then becomes "Tea and Crumpets".
I hope you don't mind baby, but I'm going to treat myself to some dessert and coffee tonight.
by dessertandcoffee November 13, 2011

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