This requires a condom to work properly and is best done on a girl that you will likely never see again/are not in a relationship with. You must carry out your preferred sex act with a woman, ejaculating in the condom. Save the condom until the girl falls asleep, and then pinch the open end of the condom closed. Hold it over her face and drop individual spots of semen on her face. This is sure to be a nasty surprise when she wakes up.
Jenny: So, the guy I was with last night gave me the Denver Dippin Dots!
Katie: That sucks! That's why you leave after you give someone a quickie!
Katie: That sucks! That's why you leave after you give someone a quickie!
by MCRT629 April 19, 2009