Nicknamed Mile High City for being exactly 5280 feet above sea level. It's a typical midwestern city with mountains. A lot of wanna-be gangsta's pretend Denver's hard and die for a street they never heard of. Even DJ Quik noted how Denver wants to be like Compton. It's full of mile high snobs and mountain hicks who think Burt Reynold jeans are always in style. It's also home to the stockyards show and rodeo's. Denver makes Dallas look like Miami. Crumbling roads, cracked windshields, constant brown clouds, people drive like they are in a funeral escort, more SUV's per capita than any other state, overpriced housing, asshole cops, speed traps everywhere, snow storms that shut the backwards city down, stuck up rude snobs, define Denver.
"I don't think they know, they too crazy for their own good
They need to stop watchin that "Colors" and "Boyz in the Hood"
Too busy claimin Sixties, tryin to be raw
And never ever seen the Shaw"
"But still my story ain't over cuz I got one more to tell
And the people of Colorado, they know it well
It was all in the news and if you don't remember
I had this show I did in Denver
With a punk ass promoter in a bunk ass skating rink
Bitches was loving it, but niggaz was shovin and shit
To the front of the stage to throw their gang signs
But I'm getting paid so I didn't pay it no mind
Then I poured out my brew onto their face and chest
then they start throwin soda, and fuckin up my guests
When it was over two niggaz needed stitches
Got cracked in they jaw for being punk ass bitches
Now Denver... <is jus lyke Compton>
Yeah y'all, Denver... <they wanna be like Compton, bitch>
And ya know that Oakland... <is jus lyke Compton>
Yeah y'all St. Louis... <we made it jus lyke Compton, fools>
Uh-huh, San Antonio... <is jus lyke Compton>
Yeah, and Denver... <they wanna be lyke Compton, punk ass niggaz!>
They need to stop watchin that "Colors" and "Boyz in the Hood"
Too busy claimin Sixties, tryin to be raw
And never ever seen the Shaw"
"But still my story ain't over cuz I got one more to tell
And the people of Colorado, they know it well
It was all in the news and if you don't remember
I had this show I did in Denver
With a punk ass promoter in a bunk ass skating rink
Bitches was loving it, but niggaz was shovin and shit
To the front of the stage to throw their gang signs
But I'm getting paid so I didn't pay it no mind
Then I poured out my brew onto their face and chest
then they start throwin soda, and fuckin up my guests
When it was over two niggaz needed stitches
Got cracked in they jaw for being punk ass bitches
Now Denver... <is jus lyke Compton>
Yeah y'all, Denver... <they wanna be like Compton, bitch>
And ya know that Oakland... <is jus lyke Compton>
Yeah y'all St. Louis... <we made it jus lyke Compton, fools>
Uh-huh, San Antonio... <is jus lyke Compton>
Yeah, and Denver... <they wanna be lyke Compton, punk ass niggaz!>
by Salvacia January 7, 2007
adj. (den-ver-eye-tiss)
1. A person who looks like they have a Denver face.
2. Having a nice body, and a not so nice face.
1. A person who looks like they have a Denver face.
2. Having a nice body, and a not so nice face.
by RussBlake September 22, 2008
The best city in the world (behind NYC) with over 300 days of sunshine and a downtown that is huge and kicks a**. Its home to over a half million people with a metro area of close to 3 million and is one of the fastest growing areas in the country. It serves as the business, transportation, communication and financial capitol of the Rocky Mountain empire. Its got something 4 everyone. Best neighborhoods include the LoDo district, Ballpark, Golden Triangle, Uptown, Cherry Creek. Gang neighborhodds include Five Points and Montbello adn well as most of Federal Boulivard. Other wise its a great city.
by Busta08 October 26, 2007
Denver is a very funny sexy male. He is often known for his sence of Humour and is loved by eveyone he meets. He is always turning the girls heads with his red tinted dark hair, and his loving dimples. If you ever are friends with a Denver don’t let him go, he will always be there for you and will never not defend you. If you are with a Denver in a relationship concider your self the luckiest as there is no man like him. From messaging first, to loving you and showing you of he is eveything a girl would ever want. Denver is also known for having a big Dick almost as big as his personality.
by Writer0201 October 27, 2019
A girl with a huge ass dick, bigger than the hulks, she could smack you with it and youd end up half way across the earth
by Perry the phat pussy July 7, 2019
When one proceeds to stick a pipe, bong, or some sort of drugs smoking utility, into a womens vagina, lights the bowl, removes it from the vagina, and takes a hit.
by gpottsss November 27, 2011
1.Denver
by Bobby hernandezzzz January 8, 2012