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A man ( short in stature, shit breath) who likes having threesomes with other men. He also enjoys having women tell him to shove screwdrivers up his ass, which he thoroughly enjoys. He always sleeps under a heating blanket so his vagina doesn't get too cold. Watch out though he showers once a year, and stores his partial dentures in a glass of water, sometimes the same water for up to six months. Occasionally if you catch him in his natural habitat, you may catch him viewing gay bukkake fests.
Today I walked in on a Dennis Dunlavey shoving a screwdriver in his ass.
by ddforever September 06, 2011