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Delusional Dave: A person that does not take hints of dislike, but in turn takes them as flirtatious motives.

Started by several redditors.
Amy: Frank was being such a delusional Dave today. I told him I wasn't interested, he thought I was playing hard to get and walked me to my car.

Julie: Oh my god, I told frank to lay off, he pulled a delusional Dave and said "She just wants me to prove my love"
by John Malkavich June 14, 2011

Words related to Delusional Dave

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A comic character. He is later joined by Erk the Alien in which they end up like a grown up version of Calvin and Hobbes
Delusional Dave is the sort of guy that questions the cup instead of wondering if it's half full or half empty.
by Ironhobo January 15, 2009