Delaware Valley University

A multidisciplinary university that certainly carries a college vibe with strong ties to its Agrarian foundations (AKA DelVal). To be an Aggie, represented by Caesar the Ram, is to enjoy a small campus community within a scenic campus flanked on the South and West by farmland. You are given a lot of freedom to experience this campus as a student that can change your outlook on many things you previously thought you understood well coming out of high school. The people you meet here are genuine and come with such variety that the worst thing you can do is keep to yourself too much here. Thinking of playing a sport? The Division 3 programs here are accepting to new-comers and each team creates a strong bond between its players that will last long after graduating. As a freshman, you're likely to live in lower-end dormitories with other underclassmen, however, utilize this fact to create friendships with all the other students in the same boat as you. The school has a solid commuter base, so campus may feel smaller on weekends, but that just means there's more room for you and your posse to make campus your world! Take many opportunities to be social, such as clubs, student government, campus events, and understand the resources available here because these 4 years fly by!

Person1: "I heard Delaware Valley University is all farmers and football players! Might not be my vibe."
Person 2: "Sure there are agriculture minded students and a fair amount of athletes, but the variety of the people I am meeting here point to an environment of great opportunity because of the welcoming nature and wide variety of students that have chosen to enjoy DelVal to the fullest."

by MartyMcWiseguy March 30, 2020

delaware snow cheese

If your names Andrew Wilson and you have rotten cheese dick and snort Cocaine

I know Delaware snow cheese, you don't wanna put that in your mouth.

by HorrorQueen81282 January 24, 2022

delaware canal

When you ejaculate into someone's ear, causing them to lose their ear virginity, and then you suck the ejaculate and other ear fluids out to clean it.

My ears were dirty and we were horny, so we tried the Delaware canal.

by s.exe December 21, 2016

Delaware Lava Cake

A sexual act where 2 sexual partners spread their ass cheeks and connect their anus', and then proceed to shit into each other.

Did you hear johnny and his girl did a Delaware lava cake last night?

by shit consumer 29 May 20, 2020

Delaware Bundt Cake

A Bukakke scenario. The main difference in this variant from the Cincinatti bundt cake is that immediately before the male participants ejaculate on the female participant's ass, you spray her ass with baby powder or talcum powder - as if that is the powdered sugar under the white glazing

I was thinking of giving her a Cincinatti bundt cake but I had a bottle of Gold Bond powder next to the bed. So I pulled out, slapped her ass with the powder, and gave her a Delaware Bundt Cake

by Timberlane June 22, 2010

Washington crossing the delaware

When hitting a parter from behind, the person swings their leg up onto the neck of the receiving partner. The position should be similar to that of the president’s famous painting on that chilly December night.

Accidentally broke her neck when I switched into Washington crossing the Delaware last night

by Chenny kesney May 20, 2019

Delaware Pork-Rind

When a man cuts off his foreskin and drops it in a deep fryer for approximately 24 hours and removes it from the fryer. He then crushes it to a powder and puts it in a mixture of heroine and straight black coffee and butt-chugs it.

I accidentally committed a Delaware Pork-Rind at the local funeral home.

by Bagel aids July 18, 2022