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Dehabilitating tingling sensation 

SOS just saw some hoodlums dropping litter in the local park, i was about to aprehand them by method of striking when i was soddenly overcame by a dehabilitating tingling sensation which rendered me unable to inflict pain upon the youths, while i was writhing on the floor in agony the youths took the liberty of placing a double decker wrapper on my nose which caused me further uncomfortability as it reduced my ability to inhale oxygen. Additionaly, a strange smelling stain arrived on my camo trousers which i was wearing to disguise myself to remain undetected as i was going to strike the youths. Massive thanks to Maggie Boyd from the south leicestershire litter wombles who helped me to my feet through my minutes of vegetative state and prevented even more disaster as the local cricket team were approaching who are notoriously hostile to people with strange smelling stains on their camo trousers.
This is an example of a dehabilitating tingling sensation in a real life scenario, ‘ SOS just saw some hoodlums dropping litter in the local park, i was about to aprehand them by method of striking when i was soddenly overcame by a dehabilitating tingling sensation which rendered me unable to inflict pain upon the youths, while i was writhing on the floor in agony the youths took the liberty of placing a double decker wrapper on my nose which caused me further uncomfortability as it reduced my ability to inhale oxygen. Additionaly, a strange smelling stain arrived on my camo trousers which i was wearing to disguise myself to remain undetected as i was going to strike the youths. Massive thanks to Maggie Boyd from the south leicestershire litter wombles who helped me to my feet through my minutes of vegetative state and prevented even more disaster as the local cricket team were approaching who are notoriously hostile to people with strange smelling stains on their camo trousers.’
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Dehabitation 

The process of eliminating animal habitats.
Dehabitation of frogs have been occuring for a long period of time.
Dehabitation by JPFoster January 3, 2009

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hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
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