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The act of dipping your dick in a jar of cocaine, then inserting and soaking said dick in a vagina.
Man, I sure gave that chick the deep fried dick the other night!
by Cripndip December 22, 2011
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the act of inserting your penis into a deep frier so that a crusty shell forms around the elongated dick and is then slapped in the face of a dirty little fucking slut.
Mary loved when the deep fried dick got slapped in her face because it was all crusty and warm.
by Mark John Albert November 04, 2007
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