Dude 1: "Dude"
Dude 2: "What dude?"
Dude 1: " I went into the bathroom at Deep Valley Christian to do my business, when I heard this kid in another stall taking a big duece and when he came out he was eating his lunch
Dude 2: "That is so fucking gross but I have to admit I done it a few times myself"
Dude 1: "I'm never talking to you again you faggot"
Dude 2: crys