|1.||Deep Sea Shrimping|
A gloriously pointless and awesomely gross sexual move (see houdini) in which the man, upon ejaculating onto the back of his partner, takes a straw and slurps it all up. Gnarly to say the least. No reports of anyone actually doing it thus far.
"When I finished with Faqwanda I went deep sea shrimping."
"Get out of my sight."