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1.
The food that you buy for the greedy room mate who has a tendency to steal your food and not buy their own.
I was so pissed at her eating all my food that i had to start buying cheap decoy food just for her. Hey, it worked!
by burn_the_comfort_blanket December 28, 2011
 
2.
Noun. Food bought specificaly with the intention of hidding better food behind it, so the lazy roommate eats the " decoy food" instead.
Hidding the Mac and cheese behind the Ramin noodles ( decoy food)
This also works with cup of noodles ( decoy food
) and canned food.
by Lt. Magnus January 04, 2012