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1.An advice column syndicated to many American newspapers where readers can write in about their deepest problems anonymously.

2. Someone you can confide your deepest secrets and problems to, and will try to give you sensible answers and advice.
1. I wrote in to Dear Abby about my husbands affair; should I stay with him, or leave for good?

2. I called my friend on a Dear Abby to help figure out why my woman won't put out anymore. Why's she been so cold to me lately?
by TottenvilleGamergirl December 19, 2009
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